Bye Claire
We had a cat named Claire, because Lori liked her hair.
She peed on the bed, she peed on the carpet.
She peed so much outside the box that we lost it.
We said bye Felicia to Claire, she lives on a farm now. Literally, not like we killed her, duh. She can pee anywhere she wants.
It seems perhaps we had a drug factory on our hands with this cat though, because some people get high on cat pee.